Film star Tom Hanks requested his son Chet Hanks to clarify Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s beef. The youthful Hanks answered his dad by texting an amusing but surprisingly correct abstract of the battle on Monday (Could 20).
“Yeah, so Drake and this different dude J Cole been saying they together with Kendrick are the ‘Massive 3’ in Rap,” Chet Hanks wrote to his father. “Then Kendrick put out a tune saying, ‘F### the Massive 3, it’s simply massive ME’ initiating the meat. Then Drake was like, ‘you bought small toes cuz you’re like 5 foot 5 or no matter.’ After which Kendrick was like, you’re a useless beat dad and made enjoyable of his Canadian accent.”
He continued, “So Drake got here again and was like, ‘oh yeah? Effectively I heard you beat your spouse’ however actually like 30 seconds later Kendrick put out a diss overshadowing Drake’s diss the place he just about methodically dismantled Drake’s total psyche and referred to as him a pedophile for flirting with younger women and revealing Drake had one other child that he was hiding from the world, which turned out to be false, and Drake got here again and was like, ‘hahahha I gotcho ass I had folks provide you with false data to make you look silly’ however it didn’t even matter cuz then Kendrick simply dropped one other West Coast banger the place he actually went in labeling Drake a pedophile.”
Chet Hanks equated Kendrick’s “Not Like Us” to Tom Hanks visiting the beloved actor’s highschool alma mater in Oakland.
“That was just about the sonic equal of once you took me to your highschool in Oakland and we walked in on the basketball recreation and all people began going nuts,” Chet Hanks wrote. “Like for those who heard it you’d simply mechanically know learn how to Crip stroll with a stank face whereas clutching an Oscar in every hand with Marshawn Lynch, then dap him up and inform him ‘City Bidness’ which solidified the win not just for Kendrick however all the West Coast.”
Chet Hanks appeared to overwhelm his father with run-on sentences. Tom Hanks nonetheless didn’t know who received the battle after his son’s over-the-top report on Drake vs. Ok. Dot.
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